Rule #1: It's all about me.

Greetings mere mortals,

Welcome to AylaWorld, a space where I can tell you all about myself, because, after all, I am the most important person in my own life. I am the highest order of species on this planet, felis domesticus, and I rule my domain with an iron paw.

I will deign to share more details with you as time goes on. In the meantime, my personal assistant needs to leave the house so she can earn enough money to keep me in the style to which I've become accustomed.

Ciao kittens,

Miss Ayla